so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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