Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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