I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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