he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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