You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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