she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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