like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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