I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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