Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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