Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
