Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
only you would photoshop your dick
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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