all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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