He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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