high people should be assigned attendants
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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