butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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