You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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