Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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