I CAN MOONWALK!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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