Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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