have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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