Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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