They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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