Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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