Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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