If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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