GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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