Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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