i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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