would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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