i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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