My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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