A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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