carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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