Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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