needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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