woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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