Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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