Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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