I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties