So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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