The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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