what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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