Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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