thus making me awesome and them whores
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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