we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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