Cold hands, warm shart.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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