I'm lost and stupid without you.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
