I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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