to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
my poor anus
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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