I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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