"it" just moved
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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