A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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