New invention idea: vibrating tampons
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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