but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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